Drugged Up in Fantasy Land

When it comes to girls, boys= DERP

  • Boy: Dude... like $3 for toothpaste? Fuck that, I'll use baking soda!
  • Girl: I can get it for you if you like.
  • Boy: NO! IT'S FINE *grumbles about how expensive the toothpaste is*
  • *Later*
  • Girl: *sees something in the window* Ooh, this is really pretty, but damn that's expensive.
  • Boy: Only $200? THAT'S NOTHING. I WILL BUY IT FOR YOU!
  • Girl: *looks at him in utter disbelief* Umm... no that's waaaay too expensive! And weren't you complaining about paying $3 for toothpaste earlier?
  • Boy: Yeah, so? NOTHING IS TOO GOOD FOR THE ONE I LOVE ♥_♥
  • Girl: ...you are retarded.
  • *: This just made me lol XD Oh well :], I'm told it's not a BAD thing.
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